i dont know which parent started the trend for all other parents to make their profile pic to be of their kids but they need to stop
not having children until 2090 because i want 90s kids
we put all our faith into a website that isn’t even spelled correctly
Love works for so many people. I see it everywhere and sometimes all the time..why doesnt it work for me?
- Attractive person: hey
- Me: who paid you
boys are like pizza. you want them all the time and they smell good and are just great, but you feel bad after eating them







